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the MedBay
(here, have a slice of my sanity. *I'M* certainly not using it)
Created on 2006-09-29 22:28:02 (#11271650), last updated 2007-07-09
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Basic Info| Name: | doc_ratchet |
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Bio((Note: This Ratchet is from G1 US cartoon continuity.))
AUTOBOT: RATCHET
FUNCTION: MEDIC
"You break it, I'll remake it."
Smokescreen seems to think that I'm under too much stress. I told him to keep those rat-slagging little punks from getting themselves scrapped, and I wouldn't have any rat-slagging stress.
He proceeded to tell me that my response wasn't very... what the slag did he call it? Constructive? Yeah. Constructive. So I proceeded to tell him where I was planning on shoving my laser scalpel. He didn't seem too impressed. Appears I'm going to have to work on my wrath and vengence face, since it doesn't appear to be working any more.
Anyway, he's recommended to Prime that I start keeping this... journal as a "means to alleviate and monitor my stress levels." Yeah, that's a quote. Eh, who the frag knows? Even 'Jack's thinking about trying this out. Novelty value, he says. I'll give it a shot. Then someone will have a record for posterity the rapid downward spiral of what's left of my sanity as these punks whittle it away, one injury at a time.
Slagging kids these days.
Today's Stress/Threat Level:
Armageddon
DEFCON Aw Fuck It
DEFCON Emergency Kitten
DEFCON Serenity Now
DEFCON Duck And Cover
AUTOBOT: RATCHET
FUNCTION: MEDIC
"You break it, I'll remake it."
Smokescreen seems to think that I'm under too much stress. I told him to keep those rat-slagging little punks from getting themselves scrapped, and I wouldn't have any rat-slagging stress.
He proceeded to tell me that my response wasn't very... what the slag did he call it? Constructive? Yeah. Constructive. So I proceeded to tell him where I was planning on shoving my laser scalpel. He didn't seem too impressed. Appears I'm going to have to work on my wrath and vengence face, since it doesn't appear to be working any more.
Anyway, he's recommended to Prime that I start keeping this... journal as a "means to alleviate and monitor my stress levels." Yeah, that's a quote. Eh, who the frag knows? Even 'Jack's thinking about trying this out. Novelty value, he says. I'll give it a shot. Then someone will have a record for posterity the rapid downward spiral of what's left of my sanity as these punks whittle it away, one injury at a time.
Slagging kids these days.
Today's Stress/Threat Level:
Armageddon
DEFCON Aw Fuck It
DEFCON Emergency Kitten
DEFCON Serenity Now
DEFCON Duck And Cover
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autobots, biology, cybertron, decepticons, dinobots, earth, energon, exploration, gadgets, humans, invention, mad science, nuts and bolts, organization, reading, science, slash, spare parts, technology, tinkering, transformers, weapons, writing
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